Ah, a fellow loot-enant of the shiny! Welcome to the Emporiumāplease keep your paws off the cursed relics; theyāve got a real mean streak and Iām fresh out of bandages!
Iāve been doing some āunauthorized inventoryā while the Devs were busy polishing their greaves, and boy, have I hit the mother-lode! Looking for that top-tier Skirmish haul? Or are you ready to get down and dirty in the depths of a Dungeon? Maybe youāre just feeling Blank-minded and praying for a miracle?
Donāt worry, Iāve got you covered (literally, Iām hiding behind this parchment)! This breakdown is the ultimate cheat-sheet to where the baubles are buried. No more guesstimatingāitās time for some gem-uine efficiency!
Take a glimmer at this before I decide to up-charge you 500 Gems just for the privilege of breathing my air! Hee-hee!"
I love Gemka, she is such a standout! Since Northelm and Brie are getting married it would have been hilarious to see Gemka aggressively āupsellingā them on wedding items from the Wondrous Emporium this season. That retail-meets-romance dynamic would be gold!
PATCH v.100.000.1-G ā THE āDEFINITELY NOT SKIMMINGā EDITION
"Listen up, my favorite little Loot-Grubbers!
Apparently, someone at SEG has been snooping through my ledgers. They noticed aā¦ letās call it a āclerical discrepancyā regarding the Food and Ore supplies. I told them those crates fell off the back of a gryphon, but they werenāt buying it. So, under duress (and the threat of a very boring tax audit), Iāve been forced to put them back on the books!
Iāve updated this Comprehensive Master-Class Visual Guide with the full stashāFood, Ore, and all the usual baubles. Since I had to redo this anyway, I figured Iād give the whole scroll a glow-up to distract you from my previous āaccounting errors.ā
Whatās New (Besides my forced honesty):
A New Look for a New Deal: Iāve swapped the old, dusty parchment for a high-contrast color scheme. Itās easier on the eyes, so you can spend more time staring at my wares!
Cover-Girl Magic: Thatās me on the front! Etheriaās number one cover-girl, me Gemka! Donāt let my beauty distract you from the valuable loot breakdown!
The Full Spread: No more guessing on the Skirmish hauls vs. the Dungeon depths. Itās all here, plain as day (mostly) (kinda) (all the important stuff anyway) (what you miss wonāt hurt you) (and donāt report me to SEG again seriously! Anything youāre missing is totally not at my locked vault at the Wondrous Emporium) (pinky swear).
IMPORTANT: Absolutely NO REFUNDS for those of you who used the old cheat sheet. You bought the āLimited Edition Mystery Versionāāthatās on you! This updated guide is technically valued at 5,000 Gems, but Iām letting you peek for freeā¦ just this once.
Take a glimmer before I change my mind and hide the Ore in my socks again! Hee-hee! "
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