So I logged in and found my Kingdom had taken the XI Dragon down to 2,368 HP. I had one battle left, so I stripped my berserker naked, put on some shoulder pads, and grabbed a stick (because i had to go into battle with a weapon):
Watching the dragon as it stalked me with it’s black doll like eyes waiting for a moment to strike, I clicked end turn, not making a single match. The dragon swooped in for the kill and immediately regretted his decision:
RIP naked berserker. Your sacrifice will not be forgotten.