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Gems & Wildflowers - Farm Girl’s Day Out

Verse 1: Out in the fields where the wildflowers sway, Three farm girls rise with the break of day. With pitchforks sharp and spells in their pack, They trade the barn for a hero’s track. Match three gems in a glittering fight, Goblins and beasts in the morning light. From hay bales high to the whispering wood, Their day’s out starts – oh, wouldn’t you?

Chorus: Ways to Wander, Gems to….Ways to Wander, Gems to Claim. Oh, Farm Girls’ Day Out, what a spree! Short path for the swift, or long for the free. Routes twist and turn, gates lock and gleam, Unlock the thrill – live the dream!

Verse 2: Choose your way at the old crossroads sign: Quick jaunt through meadows, foes in a line. Or brave the brambles, the hidden trail deep, Where shadows lurk and the treasures sleep. On normal trails, the puzzles play light, Casual spins 'neath the sun so bright. But crank it to hard, feel the heat ignite, Bosses with HP that tower like night!

That iron gate bars the longest road’s end, Guarded by trials that twist and bend. Pick ultimate mode, let the challenge unfold, Near unlimited health on a beast so bold! His resistance is a terror but he can still die. Just chain those matches, touch the sky. Rewards rain down – shards, gems, and lore, Farm girls triumphant, craving for more!

Chorus: Short path for the swift, or long for the free. Routes twist and turn, gates lock and gleam, Unlock the thrill – live the dream!

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From Dreamhold:

Farewell, Game Freak, our steadfast Paladin. As you depart Puzzle Quest 3 for the fronts of Battlefield 6, know that Etheria will miss your unmatched combos and unyielding spirit. May your new battles be epic—see you on the battlefield!

See You On the Battlefield

[Verse 1] To the hero of a thousand matching gems, the champion of countless skull-crushing combinations, we say farewell. Your time in Puzzle Quest 3 may have been cut short, but your legend will echo through Etheria eternally.

[Chorus] See you on the battlefield, where memory never dies Game Freak the Paladin, legend in our eyes The torch you carried, it still burns in the fight See you on the battlefield, underneath the endless sky

[Post-Chorus] Oh oh, you’ll ride Oh oh, side by side

[Verse 2] Every quest we started, every riddle we solved Your laughter in the tavern, your courage called When dragons tumbled, when the night was long We leaned on your promise to always stand strong

[Pre-Chorus] Now the game goes on but it’s missing your light But your name is a banner we hold through the night

[Chorus] See you on the battlefield, where memory never dies Game Freak the Paladin, legend in our eyes The torch you carried, it still burns in the fight See you on the battlefield, underneath the endless sky

[Post-Chorus] Oh oh, you’ll ride Oh oh, side by side

[Bridge] Sometimes I still see you, lantern held up high Guiding my footsteps, as seasons roll by In the silence I listen, for your steady vow Your armor may be resting, but you’re fighting somehow

[Outro] See you on the battlefield, where memory never dies Oh oh, underneath the endless sky Oh oh, underneath the endless sky

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The Friendliest Dragon

[Verse 1] Well, the road was long and my quest was hard, Got grime on my face and a deck of cards. My sword arm’s achin’ from a Goblin fight, And I’m searchin’ for a warm and welcome light. A place to rest my weary feet, And find a tasty, hearty treat.

[Chorus] So raise your flagon high and let out a roar, There’s a blue knight’s head above the door! At Helmwing’s! Helmwing’s! The best in all the land! Fill up your plate and grip my hand! With a big, white smile, he understands, He’s the friendliest dragon in the Puzzle Quest lands! Helmwing’s! Helmwing’s! We’re singing loud! Serve up that stew inside a cloud!

[Verse 2] The smell of roast boar and fresh-baked bread, Makes all the worries leave your head. The knight’s helmet on the sign so bright, With its vibe of red, a happy sight! The service here is fast and true, They serve a hero’s brew for you!

[Chorus] So raise your flagon high and let out a roar, There’s a blue knight’s head above the door! At Helmwing’s! Helmwing’s! The best in all the land! Fill up your plate and grip my hand! With a big, white smile, he understands, He’s the friendliest dragon in the Puzzle Quest lands! Helmwing’s! Helmwing’s! We’re singing loud! Serve up that stew inside a cloud!

[Outro] At Helmwing’s! Helmwing’s! The best in all the land! Fill up your plate and grip my hand! With a big, white smile, he understands, He’s the friendliest dragon in the Puzzle Quest lands!

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You’re My Morning Sun

Elvish Presley

(Verse 1) Well, I was lost in a world of stone. On a road to nowhere, all alone. My spirit was weary, my heart was weak. Couldn’t find the words, I had to speak. Then I saw you, standing by the door. The kindest soul I’m looking for. Caroline, yeah, that’s your name And in your light, I found my aim.

(Chorus) Oh, Caroline, you’re my morning sun. A love like yours, has just begun. And Caroline, you’re my guiding grace. The sweetest smile, I’ve ever faced.

(Verse 2) You are some hero who definitely shine. You broken star, you were bow and kind. You showed me faith, you showed me me. For all the hail I don’t heed. Your love’s a river, pure and deep. A promise that the soul can keep. Caroline, yeah, you’re the one Before your light, the race was run.

(Chorus) Oh, Caroline, you’re my morning sun. A love like yours has just begun. And Caroline, you’re my guiding grace. The sweetest smile, I’ve ever faced.

(Bridge) Through the shadows, through the raining. When the world felt cold and unkind. You were the one I’d always find. I love you, Mom, heal and thyme.

(Verse 3) And now the years have rolled on by, I see the tears of joy you cry. The wisdom in your knowing eyes. Beneath these ever-changing skies. You gave your all, you gave your best, and laid my weary fears to rest. Caroline, my heart’s true song Where I know, I bear belong.

(Chorus) Caroline, you’re my guiding grace! The sweetest smile I’ve ever faced!

(Outro) Caroline… Yeah, my Caroline… For everything, how lucky things have been. Caroline… You’re my guiding grace! The sweetest smile I’ve ever faced Caroline… Yeah, my Caroline… For everything, how lucky things have been.

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From the Elvish Lexicon:

* Bow and Kind: In Elvish parlance, “bow” represents one’s strength and resolve—the warrior’s spirit that protects. To be called “bow and kind” is the highest praise, acknowledging a being of both formidable power and gentle compassion.

* Heal and Thyme: “Heal and thyme” is an Elvish blessing that invokes both physical and spiritual restoration. “Heal” mends the body and spirit, while “thyme” is a sacred herb representing courage, longevity, and the transcendent healing found in nature.

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Jelly Kings & Buccaneer Rings

[Chorus] Yo-ho-ho, the Poison Sea! Where the waves are green, and mad as can be! Watch, the glow, down down below! It’s the Jelly Kings and Buccaneer Rings, let’s go!

[Verse 1] Sailed from the port with a rusty old map, Seekin’ the treasure from a forgotten captain’s trap. The stars in the sky, they just spin and they reel, There’s no sense of up, there’s no sense of real! The salt on me lips, it don’t taste of brine, It’s the tang o’ magic, and it feels… divine!

[Chorus] Yo-ho-ho, the Poison Sea! Where the waves are green, and mad as can be, let’s go! Watch the glow! It’s the Jelly Kings and Buccaneer rings, let’s go!

[Verse 2] They rise from the depths, with a wibble and a wobble, A shimmering specter, a terrifying bobble! They’re the Jelly Kings in their gelatinous thrones, With a tentacle slap, that rattles your bones! Their bellies they pulse, with emerald light, A beautiful, ghastly, and terrible sight!

[Pre-Chorus] And the water grows still… a lull in the fight… Then a gleam in the murk… a flash in the night… It calls to yer soul, says “Come and take yer prize!” But it’s guarded by death, in its most cruel disguise!

[Chorus] YO-HO-HO, THE POISON SEA! WHERE THE WAVES ARE GREEN, AND MAD AS CAN BE! WATCH THE GLOW, DOWN BELOW! IT’S THE JELLY KINGS, AND BUCCANEER RINGS, LET’S GO!

[Outro] It’s the Jelly Kings, and Buccaneer rings! Watch the Jelly Kings! It’s the Jelly Kings, and Buccaneer rings ohhh ohhh!

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The Great Goblin Flute-Off

[Chorus] Down in Southern Kor, the goblins gather round. Gemka’s got a wager, Hiplo holds the town. Flutes are shining silver, the stakes are all too high. Goblins whistlin’, waitin’, just to see who’ll win that night.

[Post-Chorus] Oh, blow that flute, blow that flute. Oh, let the wild winds sing.

[Verse 1] Hiplo steps forward, eyes all mean and cold. His flute is made of darkness, his music chills your soul. Plays a tune so twisted, critters hide and flee. Goblins nod afraid, but they’re longing for reprieve.

[Pre-Chorus] But Gemka greets the morning, with a smile broad and wide. Her fingers dancing bravely, no fear she tries to hide.

[Chorus] Down in Southern Kor, the goblins gather round. Gemka’s got a wager, Hiplo holds the town. Flutes are shining silver, the stakes are all too high. Goblins whistlin’, waitin’, just to see who’ll win that night.

[Post-Chorus] Oh, blow that flute, blow that flute. Oh, let the wild winds sing…sing.

[Bridge] Strings and drums behind, giving courage, too.

[Verse 2] Notes go spinning higher, brighter than the dawn. Hiplo’s face is falling, his cold command is gone. Gemka’s laughing music, fills the town with joy. Down in Southern Kor, the goblins cheer out loud. Gemka’s got the power, Hiplo’s pride is bowed. Flutes are singing sunrise, the wager’s now been won. Gemka opens wide her doors to everyone.

[Post-Chorus (Variation)] Oh, blow that flute, blow that flute. Blow that note, sing.

[Verse 3] Back and forth they’re reeling, wild as summer waves. Good and evil melodies, in a tangled blaze. Sudden hush falls over, Gemka takes the lead. Two songs meet in thunder, wild and wondrous sound. Laughter, tears, and mischief echo all around. Never heard such magic, goblin flutes entwine .The Wondrous Emporium opens for all time.

[Outro] Blow that flute, blow those flutes. Sing…

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The Undesirables

[Verse 1]
In the shadows of the throne, where the tyrant’s grip grew tight,
Larx the king turned to darkness, stealing stars from the night.
His crown forged in fire, his heart black as the void,
He crushed the free spirits, left the faithful destroyed.
But whispers in the alleys, a spark in the gloom,
The outcasts rising up, sealing their own doom.

[Chorus]
We’re the Undesirables! Forged in the fight,
Shadari’s blade, Cole’s light, Stallion’s bite!
Against the evil Larx, we’ll break his chain,
Rebels in the storm, washing away the pain!
No more more, kneeling to the crown of lies,
Undesirables rise—end his reign tonight!

[Verse 2]
Shadari Shadow leads the way, vengeance in her eyes,
Cole Star, sworn foe, with thunder in his cries.
Dogged Stallion charges, hooves like war drums beat,
Together they rally the weary, the lost, the incomplete.
From the ruins of his palace to the fields soaked in red,
They march through the fire, leaving tyrants for dead.

[Chorus]
We’re the Undesirables! Forged in the fight,
Shadari’s blade, Cole’s light, Stallion’s bite!
Against the evil Larx, we’ll break his chain,
Rebels in the storm, washing away the pain!
No more more, kneeling to the crown of lies,
Undesirables rise—end his reign tonight!

[Bridge]
He was our king once, a promise unkept,
Now his throne’s a pyre, his empire swept.
No mercy for the monster, who poisoned the well,
We’ll carve out our freedom, from the jaws of hell!
We’re the unchanged forever, his evil undone!
The resistance just triumphs, the battle is won!

[Final Chorus]
We’re the Undesirables! From here on we’ll fight, fight!
Shadari’s bold star knife, forged in spite!
We’re the Undesirables! From here on we’ll fight, fight!
Against the evil Larx, we’ll break his chain,
Rebels in the storm, washing away the pain!
No more kneeling to the crown of lies,
Undesirables rise, Undesirables ride!
No more chains,
Undesirables forever—ignite the light!

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Sons of the Sea

[Verse 1]
(Captain Mutiny):
Bootprints in tar and a scar on my cheek
Raised on salt water and life on the sneak

(Quartermaster):
The lawmen would tell ya I’m trouble on sight
But I’ve learned how to vanish by the fall of the night
Left home with nothing but grit in my soul
Chasing down thunder, never finding control

(Captain Mutiny):
My first ship was stolen, my second, a prize
Now the stars above teach me where fortune lies

[Pre-Intro]
(Cabin Boy):
Line up the barrels, keep a weather eye keen
Life at the edge where I’ve always been

(Captain Mutiny):
Alright, you dogs, you know the words! Pick it up and let me hear ya! Sing while you work!

[Chorus]
Eastbound and down, laden up and runnin’
We’ll make our fortune where the four winds are blowin’
Rum in the cup, and gold in the chest
We’re the sons of the sea, puttin’ honor to the test
So raise the black flag, let the cannons sound
On the New James 2, we’re outward bound

[Post-Chorus]
Hey, haul away!
Hey, hey, not today!

[Verse 2]
First mate’s a drunkard, but he knows the tides
The cook’s a former nobleman, with treason in his eyes
We ain’t lookin’ for no trouble, but trouble finds our track
You try to take what’s ours, we’re sure to fight you back
We’ll sing our shanties to the moon, we’ll dance upon the deck
Ain’t no King’s decree, gonna break what we collect

[Pre-Chorus]
Steel in my voice and salt on my skin
The law ain’t meant for the likes of my kin

[Chorus]
Eastbound and down, laden up and runnin’
We’ll make our fortune where the four winds are blowin’
Rum in the cup, and gold in the chest
We’re the sons of the sea, puttin’ honor to the test
So raise the black flag, let the cannons sound
On the New James 2, we’re outward bound

[Post-Chorus]
Hey, haul away!
Hey, hey, not today!
Hey!

[Bridge]
Wind’s at our back, and there’s lightning in sight
Been chased across waters from noon until night
Gold teeth flash when the danger is near
We howl like wild wolves and swallow our fear

[Verse 3]
Last lantern’s burning, there’s grit on my hands
The world calls me outlaw, but I make my own stand
No king’s golden promise could turn me around
I’ll sail till I’m dust, I won’t kneel to their crown

[Chorus]
Eastbound and down, laden up and runnin’
We’ll make our fortune where the four winds are blowin’
Rum in the cup, and gold in the chest
We’re the sons of the sea, puttin’ honor to the test
So raise the black flag, let the cannons sound
On the New James 2, we’re outward bound

[Post-Chorus]
Hey, haul away!
Hey!

[Outro]
Salt grits my teeth, but I’ve tasted the wind
Crew laughs around me with rum on their chin
Scars mark our stories, written deep in our skin
Home is the tide—let the wild world spin

[Post-Chorus]
Hey, haul away!
Hey, we sail today!

[Tag]
Raise it high, let the world see we’re free
As long as there’s wind, it’s the sea for me

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Miridine’s Scales (Lunarion’s Love)

Elvish Presley

Prelude:

(Ooh, yeah-yeah)

Long before the moon sang secrets to the tide
A fisherman wandered, with nobody by his side
He cast out his line, prayin’ for a sign
Dreamin’ of glory down the Miridine line

Prologue:

(Hmm-mm-mm)

Thunder rolled low as the lanterns went cold
Barefoot on the beaches where the brave grow old
He swore to the heavens, he’d carve out a tale
Through saltwater trials, on Miridine’s trail

Intro:

(Oh-oh, yeah)

Under moonlit water, where the legends began,
A lone voice ringin’ out, stronger than any man,
A promise was given, forged in wave and flame,
In the heart of darkness, Miridine earned its name

Verse 1:

(Ooh-ooh-ooh)

Hear that river rollin’, destiny calls,
Shadowed by giants, but I walk proud and tall,
Dreams in my pocket, and courage in my hand,
Miridine’s legend, it was written in the sand

Bridge:

Verse 2:

(Ooh-ooh-ooh)

Silver scales shimmerin’, they’re burnin’ so bright,
Gift from King Lunarion, armor of pure might,
No foe can defeat me, I’m dancin’ through time,
Wearin’ the legend, Miridine’s sublime!

Pre-Chorus:

(Ooh-ooh-ooh)

When the battle starts, I feel the sea’s flow,
Scales reflect every blow, let 'em throw all they know,
I’ll send that harm back with a tidal wave’s might,
Lunarion’s legacy, I’m the challenger right!

Chorus:

Miridine’s Scales, Lunarion’s love,
Armor of the deep, from the king above,
Reflectin’, deflectin’, the ocean’s my shield,
Wearing your power, no attack will yield, YEAH!

Verse 3:

(Ooh-ooh-ooh)

The tides rise high, I’m colder than ice,
Every strike bounces, my enemies can’t rise,
With Lunarion’s magic, I rule the seas’ game,
Silver scales sparklin’, the victory’s my name!

Bridge:

(Ooh-ooh-ooh)

When the fight’s in full swing, I’m movin’ like the brine,
Miridine’s magic, it’s an endless design,
I’ll dance through the chaos, let the storms rage around,
Wearin’ your legacy, the world sees me crowned!

Chorus:

Miridine’s Scales, Lunarion’s love,
Armor of the deep, from the king above,
Reflectin’, deflectin’, the ocean’s my shield,
Wearing your power, no attack will yield, YEAH!

Chorus:

Miridine’s Scales, Lunarion’s love,
Armor of the deep, from the king above,
Reflectin’, deflectin’, the ocean’s my shield,
Wearing your power, no attack will yield, YEAH!

Outro:

(Ooh-yeah, mm-hmm)

So I walk these shores with a heart bold and free,
Silver scales shining, they’re all I need to be,
Heroes may falter, but I never hide,
Miridine forever, with the tide by my side

(Gospel call and response)
(Miridine forever)
With the tide by my side
(Miridine forever)
With the tide by my side

(Ooh, yeah-yeah, mmm)

Lore of Miridine’s Scales

In the heart of the ancient ocean, where legends were born under moonlit waves, the tale of Miridine’s Scales began. Long ago, Queen Miridine, a sovereign of the seas, and King Lunarion, a wise and powerful explorer, forged an unbreakable bond. Their love story was woven into the very fabric of the tides, celebrated by all who dared to venture into the unknown.

Miridine’s Scales, a legendary silver breastplate imbued with the ocean’s essence, was Queen Miridine’s most cherished gift to King Lunarion. Crafted from enchanted scale-mail and glowing with a deep, ethereal blue, the armor granted its wearer the power to harness the ocean’s wrath. Not only did it shield the wearer from harm, but it also reflected incoming attacks back upon the aggressors, turning the tide of battle in an instant.

The armor’s origins trace back to a time when the seas were wild and untamed. According to legend, King Lunarion, a lone fisherman seeking purpose, answered the ocean’s call. Under the guidance of Queen Miridine, he embarked on a perilous journey along the Miridine River, facing trials that tested his courage and resolve. As he journeyed deeper, the stars themselves seemed to guide him, and the wind whispered promises of glory.

Upon completing his quest, Queen Miridine presented Lunarion with Miridine’s Scales, a symbol of their enduring love and the power they shared. Together, they ruled with wisdom and strength, their reign marked by tales of daring deeds and unbreakable bonds.

Though Queen Miridine and King Lunarion have long since passed into the realm of legends, Miridine’s Scales remains—a testament to their eternal love and the indomitable spirit of the ocean. The armor now waits for a worthy heir, one who can channel its power and carry on the legacy of two timeless rulers.

In this song, we revisit the journey of a lone voyager who, like King Lunarion before him, answers the ocean’s call.

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Auri, Dragon Queen of Gold: The Spaghetti Western Requiem

Legends say that when the wind shifts and the horizon burns gold, you can still hear her song —
a slow, solemn waltz that rolls across the plains.
It speaks of fire and mercy, of loss and rebirth.
It is the song of the Queen of the Dragons,
and the young woman who became a legend.

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Stone and Steel (The Khazduli Way)

[Verse 1]
We carve out our stories in silver and flame,
And the halls of Khazduli remember our name!

[Chorus]
Raise your mug high, let the stone ring true,
We’re sons and daughters of iron and brew!
Through mountain’s heart we carve our way,
That’s the Khazduli song, that’s the dwarven way!

[Verse 2]
Gold in our blood and grit in our soul,
The deeper we dig, the closer we’re whole,
The tunnels all whisper of fortune and fear,
But we sing through the echoes — no dragon we fear!

[Chorus]
Raise your mug high, let the stone ring true,
We’re sons and daughters of iron and brew!
Through mountain’s heart we carve our way,
That’s the Khazduli song, that’s the dwarven way!
That’s the Khazduli song, that’s the dwarven way!

[Bridge – Banjo/Fiddle Solo]
(Instrumental chords)
Ain’t no elf man can stand so tall,
As a dwarf with a hammer in the mountain hall!
From the rivers of ore to the gem-lit spire,
We dance to the rhythm of the forges’ fire!

[Final Chorus – Strong & Proud]
Raise your mug high, let the mountain roar,
We’ve fought our battles and we’ll fight some more!
Come stone to steel, and hearts that tatter
That’s the Khazduli song, that’s the dwarven way!

[Outro – Slowly fading banjo and hums]
So when the echoes fade and the candles die,
Our voices still rumble in the mountains high…
For Khazduli stands, come night or day—
That’s the dwarven heart, that’s the dwarven way.

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Magic Moon The Tzaziki Queen’s Grill Mastery - How She delivers BBQ Burger Beatdowns [PQ 3 Legend]

[Chorus]
Magic Moon, the tzaziki queen
Flippin’ burgers like you’ve never seen
Master of the BBQ scene
She owns the summer, she runs the grill dreams

[Post-Chorus]
Oh oh oh, tzaziki queen
Woo hoo, master of the grill

[Verse 2]
Apron strings flyin’ in the wind
Smoke rises as her kingdom begins
Laughter carries through the garden air
Nobody’s hungry when she’s standing there

[Pre-Chorus]
From sunrise till the fire glows
She’s got a secret nobody knows

[Chorus]
Magic Moon, the tzaziki queen
Flippin’ burgers like you’ve never seen
Master of the BBQ scene
She owns the summer, she runs the grill dreams

[Post-Chorus]
Oh oh oh, tzaziki queen
Woo hoo, master of the grill

[Bridge]
Sauce on her fingers, smile on her face
Sizzling legends can’t be replaced
Tzaziki spilling, laughter in tow
She flips the world—let the good times roll

[Chorus]
Magic Moon, the tzaziki queen
Turning parties into a feast so supreme
Master of the BBQ scene
Friends and the fire, we’re all living her dream

[Post-Chorus]
Oh oh oh, tzaziki queen
Hey hey, lighting up the grill

[Final Post-Chorus]
Oh oh, Magic Moon, tzaziki queen
Yeah yeah, master of the grill

[Outro]
Sun’s going down, but the fire still burns
Stories and tzaziki—everybody takes turns
Magic Moon laughing, her crown shining bright
Another summer memory made tonight

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Chorsey’s Lucky Tail (The tale of the tail)

[Intro]
Gather round the lantern light as dusk falls on the bay
Raise your cup and tell a tale, let salt and brine hold sway
There’s legends born on briny waves where sailors hope to roam
So hoist your voice and sing along, for luck will find us home!

[Verse 1]

Oh, the seas can be a fickle friend, with tempests and with storms,
But when you’re low and fortune’s gone, there’s a creature of the deep!
He’s yellow as the midday sun, with fins of ocean blue,
Chorsey’s got the luck to spare, and he’ll share it with you!

[Chorus]

Chorsey, Chorsey, with a flick of his tail,
Brings the gold and turns the tide, against all sailors’ bale!
When the ship is sinking low, and the winds are howling high,
Chorsey’s cunning will see you through, just sing this shanty cry!
Yo-ho-ho-chorus, Chorsey’s on your side!

[Verse 2]

With a twinkle in his eye and a glint from his fin,
He’ll lead you to a treasure chest where the mermaids begin!
Through coral caves and under rocks, the kraken’s lair he knows,
Just follow where the lucky one, the clever sea sprite goes!

[Chorus]

Chorsey, Chorsey, with a flick of his tail…
(Repeat as above)

[Verse 3]

Some say he’s kin to the seahorse crew, but faster than the rest,
With riddles sharp and wily tricks, you gotta earn his test!
But if you treat the sea with care, and mind the creatures’ pleas,
Chorsey’s charm will light your way, from the ocean’s mysteries!

[Chorus]

Chorsey, Chorsey, with a flick of his tail…
Yo-ho-chorus, Chorsey’s on your side!

[Flute Solo]

[Chorus]

Chorsey, Chorsey, with a flick of his tail,
Chorsey, Chorsey, with a flick of his tail,
Chorsey, Chorsey, with a flick of his tail,
Chorsey, Chorsey, with a flick of his tail,
Yo-ho-chorus, Chorsey’s on your side!

[Outro]

Chorsey, Chorsey, with a flick of his tail,
(Repeat as above till song fades out)

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Cannon of Fury: Shotty the Shotcaller’s Ballad

[Verse 1]
Oh, the seas ran red with iron fire, when Shotty first came to be,
A cannon forged in sorcery, with a will that’s bold and free!
His muzzle breathes the wrath of storms, his frame a charred oak’s spine,
And when his anger truly burns, whole fleets can’t hide or flee!

[Chorus]
Yo-ho-Shotty, the terror of the deep,
His thunder roars where scoundrels sleep!
When the fight’s gone hot and the powder’s dry,
You’ll hear Shotty’s roar touch the sky!
Yo-ho-Shotty, the cannon that won’t die!

[Verse 2]
His crew they fear his fiery heart, yet know his might’s their shield,
For in the darkest of battles fought, his wrath is their sole yield!
The enemy trembles at his aim, a single shot can crack a ship,
And when the smoke clears from his flame, naught but ashes will remain!

[Chorus]
Yo-ho-Shotty, the terror of the deep…

[Bridge]
Old salts say he’s kin to the Old Ones deep, bound to the captain’s hand,
But when the crew wrongs the code they keep, he’ll turn on all command!
So treat Shotty well in the hold’s dim light, for iron’s patient and cold,
But once his wrath’s unleashed in fight, none can calm the beast of coal!

[Final Chorus]
Yo-ho-Shotty, the terror of the deep!
His thunder roars where scoundrels sleep!
When the fight’s gone hot and the powder’s dry,
Shotty’s rage will reach the sky!
Yo-ho-Shotty, the cannon’s wild, untamed!

35

:parrot:The Smartest Bird of the Seven Seas: Barker’s Pirate Shanty🏴‍☠

Verse 1:
Perched on the rigging, a feathered mate,
Barker the parrot, cunning and great!
With a hat so jaunty, he pilots the loot,
“Pieces of eight!” he screeches, no boot!

Chorus:
Shiver me timbers, Barker’s in flight!
Feathered first mate, both day and night!
“Shiver me nuts!” he’ll cry with delight,
No parrot so spry, no pirate so bright!

Verse 2:
Through squalls and through calms, he outsmarts the crew,
“Plunder ahead!” he squawks, off the charted view!
With a beak sharp as cutlass and wit like a blade,
No booty’s too distant, no treasure misplaced!

Bridge:
Red feathers a-flashin’, a sight on the sea,
The captain’s proud mate, aye, flyin’ free!
“Dead men tell tales, but we take what see!”
Barker the parrot, the looted and free!

Final Chorus:
Shiver me timbers, Barker’s in flight!
Feathered first mate, both day and night!
“Pieces of Barker!” echoes his cry,
The cunningest bird ’neath the tropical sky!

36

Pussbag’s Plague Doctor Treasure Tango

[Intro]
Stray moon hangin’ low on a shadowy street,
Pussbag’s tail flicks as his velvet paws meet.
Boots on the flagstone, cloak sweepin’ the floor,
Somethin’ wicked prowlin’, somebody lock that door!

[Verse 0]
Word on the dungeon, there’s trouble tonight,
A feline in a mask, keepin’ outta the light.
From alley to tunnel, with a jangle and swing,
Look out for the kitty, with a bite in his sting!

[Verse 1]
Woke up this mornin’, with a plague in his hand,
Pussbag’s on the move, through this dungeon’s land!
With a mask so sharp, and a syringe so keen,
Huntin’ for treasure, yeah, he’s a sly feline!

[Pre-Chorus]
He’s the Plague Doctor Kitty, with a cunning mind,
Leavin’ enemies weak, and their gold left behind!

[Chorus]
Pussbag’s dancin’ through the dungeon, with a plague doctor’s flair,
Huntin’ treasure, and givin’ foes a scare!
It’s a tango of trickery, with a cat’s quick pace,
Pussbag’s Plague Doctor Tango, takin’ no disgrace!

[Verse 2]
He’s a master of schemes, with a mischievous grin,
Slippin’ through traps, and leavin’ foes in a spin!
With a vial of plague, and a flick of his tail,
He’s the dungeon’s best thief, with a killer’s paws, for real!

[Bridge]
When the going gets tough, and the treasure’s in sight,
Pussbag’s ready to strike, in the dead of the night!
With a syringe full of plague, and a stealthy approach,
He’ll take what’s his, and give 'em a ghost!

[Final Chorus]
Pussbag’s dancin’ through the dungeon, with a plague doctor’s flair,
Huntin’ treasure, and givin’ foes a scare!
It’s a tango of trickery, with a cat’s quick pace,
Pussbag’s Plague Doctor Tango, takin’ no disgrace!

[Outro]
So when you’re in the dungeon, and you hear a cat’s cry,
It’s Pussbag the Plague Doctor, watchin’ your gold fly!

37

Sluggo’s Submarine Serenade

Verse 1:
Beneath the waves, where coral grows,
Sluggo’s slithers, a docile prose!
Six flippers paddling, a gentle blue,
Healing’s his tune, his mission too!

Chorus:
“Sluggo, Sluggo, submarine star!”
No lethal venom, just care and tar!
Poisons flee and wounds mend tight,
Oh Sluggo’s kiss, what a healing bite!

Verse 2:
Through reefs and trenches, he meanders slow,
A lovable face with a smile aglow!
“Neutralize this!” his venom exclaims,
From poison’s reign, it clears the veins!

Bridge:
Not a fierce beast, but a friend so true,
Sluggo’s gentle ways, what a sight to view!
Belly shimmering, a light blue hue,
Healing the ocean, me and you!

Final Chorus:
“Sluggo, Sluggo, our sea’s savior!”
No fearsome bite, just love and flair!
In ocean’s depths, his tale’s told true,
Sluggo’s submarine serenade, healing through and through!

38

Jelly Queen’s Regal Rhyme: The Ocean’s Wise Melody

[Verse 1]
Beneath the waves, where coral reigns,
Jelly Queen’s wisdom ancient terrain!
With tentacles glowing, she guides with grace,
“Listen,” she whispers, “and find your place!”

[Chorus]
Oh Jelly Queen, the ocean’s sage,
Her counsel true, a timeless page!
By Jelly King’s side, her love so true,
Together they rule, in shades of blue!

[Verse 2]
Through storms and tides, her voice is clear,
“Seek balance, let compassion steer!”
Her maelstrom’s not of venom’s might,
But knowledge spun in starlit light!

[Bridge]
Though slow she glides, her mind runs deep,
Holding truths that creatures keep!
In Jelly King’s embrace, their bond sublime,
Ruling reefs where starlight shines!

[Final Chorus]
Oh Jelly Queen, the sea’s wise heart,
“Wise Jelly King’s eternal start!”
In coral halls, their tales are told,
Jelly Royalty’s grace, stories, stories bold!

39

:elf: Dreamhold: The Mended Dream :woman_fairy:

[Verse 1]
In a land of dreams, where shadows play,
Elves and fairies dance the night away.
Mothlings flutter, purple as the dawn,
In the Dreamhold, where magic’s strong!

[Pre-Chorus]
Fairies sing, their voices sweet.
Elves with arrows, so quick on their feet.

[Chorus]
Dreamhold, Dreamhold, my fairy home,
Where creatures wild and…
Dream can shimmer treasures untold,
In the Dreamhold, stories are told!

[Verse 2]
Mothlings soar through the moonlit skies,
Finding riches, with speed in their eyes.
Elves and fairies, hand in hand,
Guarding the realm, across the land.

[Bridge]
Listen close — can you hear?
The Dreamhold’s song, so clear.
Whispers of magic, ancient and true,
In the Dreamhold, wonders come true!

[Chorus]
Dreamhold, Dreamhold, my fairy home,
Where creatures wild and…
Dream can shimmer treasures untold,
In the Dreamhold, stories are told!

[Outro]
Dreamhold, Dreamhold, forever mine,
Your magic and beauty, divine.
Moth-elves reign true,
In the Dreamhold, I’ll I’ll always be true!

[Final Chorus]
Dreamhold, Dreamhold, my fairy home,
Where creatures wild and…
Dream gems shimmer, treasures untold,
In the Dreamhold, stories are told!

Dreamhold, Dreamhold, my fairy home,
Where creatures wild and…
Dreamhold, Dreamhold,
My fairy home,
In the Dreamhold, stories are told.

40

Lament of the Kraken

[Intro]
(Quartermaster) Cap’n, we’ve got a problem dead ahead! A kraken be rising from the depths! Aye cap’n!
Yarr, gather ‘round me hearties, lend me yer ears! The Kraken’s been spotted, his tentacles breakin’ the waves like a damned nightmare! Hard to starboard and look lively lads!
“Trim the sails! Ready the cannons, ye scallywags! The Kraken’s comin’, and he won’t be takin’ our gold so easy! Prepare for battle, now!”

[Verse 1]
The Kraken rises from the depths of doom,
His tentacles coiled, a venomous bloom!
Blue rings on yellow, a sight to appall,
But the New James 2 won’t surrender at all!
(Pirate) “2 won’t surrender at all!”

[Chorus]
Oh, the Kraken’s here, with wrath and might,
Our courage burns fierce in the dead of night!
Steel your hearts, ye mates, and stand by your guns,
For glory and gold, we’ll fight till we’ve won!

[Verse 2]
Cap’n Mutiny aims true with a captain’s fierce cry,
“Fire!” she commands, and the cannonballs fly!
The Kraken reels back, but his rage won’t subside,
Tentacles strike swift, like lightning’s own pride!

[Instrumental Bridge]

[Verse 3]
Tentacles strike swift, like lightning’s own pride!
The crew fights on, though their strength starts to spill!
But the Captain’s resolve never falters, never bends,
“Stand fast!” she roars, “Our treasure we’ll defend!”

[Instrumental Bridge]

[Verse 4]
The battle rages wild, through tempest and storm,
The Kraken unleashes his full, fearsome form!
Yellow tentacles dance in a deadly ballet,
But the New James 2 won’t retreat in the fray!
Not today, hey! Not today, hey!

[Verse 5]
Cannonballs thunder, the Kraken’s form quakes,
But his tentacles strike, with a vengeance that breaks!
Grab them with the deck they sweep as a snake,

[Chorus]
Oh, the Kraken’s wrath, it knows no end!
But we’ll fight till the last, with fire in our hearts to defend!
Glory and gold, we won’t let go!
For the New James 2, we’ll give our all, come what may, oh no!

[Bridge]
The Captain leads on, with a sword in her hand,
Dancin’ through tentacles, a deadly ballet grand!
A flash of steel, a spray of blood so red,
The Kraken’s power starts to wither and fade!

[Verse 6]
With a final roar, the beast gives one last fight,
Tentacles flailin’, in a deathly plight!
The New James 2 crew, they stand tall and strong,
As the Kraken’s body sinks beneath the waves, where it belongs!

[Outro]
So raise the rum cup, to Cap’n Mutiny’s might,
And the crew who fought bravely in the darkest of nights!
The Kraken’s defeated, our treasure still ours,
On the New James 2,
Where Following Mutiny’s booty will see us through!