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Broadside and Glory :collision::bomb::bomb:

[Verse 1]
On the New James 2, where the cannons roar,
Captain Mutiny leads from the deck once more!
Iron and fire, our will won’t bend,
As we fire the broadside, friend and friend!

[Chorus]
Boom, boom, the chain shot flies,
Tearing through sails and rigging skies!
Steel meets steel, the sea roars its might,
As we fight for glory, day or night!

[Verse 2]
The enemy’s hull trembles with each blast,
Our aim’s true and our rage unsurpassed!
Chain shot scythes through, a deadly dance,
Leavin’ their ship a splintered chance!

[Bridge]
“Fire again!” Captain Mutiny commands,
As the New James 2 cuts through the sands!
The battle’s fierce, but we won’t yield,
For the pirate’s code runs deep and real!

[Verse 3]
The sea’s a battlefield, the sky’s our ally,
With Mutiny at the helm, no foe can defy!
The New James 2 rides the tempest’s wave,
A legend forged by fire and brave!

[Chorus]
Boom, boom, the chain shot flies,
Tearing through sails and rigging skies!
Steel meets steel, the sea roars its might,
As we fight for glory, day or night!

[Verse 4]
For we battle for Mutiny and the New James’ cheers!
For we’re pirates of the deep blue sea,
Broadside and chain shot, forever f rage won’t subside,
The enemy’s flag drops, their will’s resigned,
But the New James 2 won’t leave them behind!
We’ll take their plunder, their gold, their wine,
And sail once more to fight another day, oh mine!

[Instrumental Bridge]

[Verse 5]
Captain Mutiny’s voice rings out with glee,
“Another victory for this pirate’s decree!”
The crew erupts in a raucous cheer,
As the chain shot echoes, far and near!

[Final Chorus]
Boom, boom, the chain shot flies,
Tearing through sails and rigging skies!
Steel meets steel, the sea roars its might,
As we fight for glory, day or night!

[Outro]
So raise your glass and your pirate’s pride,
To Mutiny’s crew and the New James’ ride!
Wherever the winds take us, we’ll never tire,
Of the broadside and chain shot, our fill!

:pirate_flag::collision::bomb::bomb:Ahoy there, matey! Here be the definitions o’ those proper piratical terms:

  • Broadside: The entire side of a ship, from bow to stern. More specifically, it refers to the simultaneous firing of all the cannons on one side of a vessel, used to unleash maximum firepower upon an enemy ship.

  • Chainshot: A special type o’ cannon ammunition made o’ two smaller balls or half-balls joined by a length o’ chain. When fired, the shot spins and tumbles through the air, and is used to great effect for shreddin’ a target ship’s masts, sails, and rigging, leavin’ it dead in the water.

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:turkey::crescent_moon: The Legend of Nugget: The Uncarved (The Adventures of Moon & Nugget) Gobble eternally, my friend :sign_of_the_horns:

[Prelude – Elven choir]
(Soft celestial voices)

[Intro – Spoken, low and dramatic over rising guitars]
This is the story of a turkey who refused to die…
His name… is NUGGET!

[Verse 1]
Strap on the pilgrim hat, black as the void!
Moonlight on feathers, my warbird deployed!
Across shattered skies where the void dragons roar
We carve through the darkness, we settle the score!
I rain arcane fire, he charges the front
Gobble of thunder — the ultimate stunt!
From Dark Court to Dreamhold we ride side by side
Immortal Thanksgiving — NO TURKEY HAS DIED!

[Chorus]
GOBBLE! GOBBLE! — Feel the ground shake!
GOBBLE! GOBBLE! — Etheria awakes!

[Instrumental Bridge]

[Verse 2]
Raise your wings to the blood-moon sky!
Nugget, my brother, we’re never gonna die!
Thanksgiving in Etheria — carve the dragons, not the bird!
Stuff the gods-damned demons with cranberry absurd!
GOBBLE FOREVER — the feast is war!
Nugget and Moon — the legends of yore!
THIS IS OUR TABLE — THIS IS OUR FIGHT!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING — LET’S BURN DOWN THE NIGHT!!

[Chorus]
GOBBLE! GOBBLE! — Feel the ground shake!
GOBBLE! GOBBLE! — Etheria awakes!
And when night falls right across the newly sway of light
Yes with fate, of course.

[Verse 3]
I baked you a pie made of phoenix-down crust
Filled with the sweetest of rainbow-moss dust
Candied griffin wings (they grow back, don’t worry)
Honey-glazed turnips that tell bedtime stories
Tower of waffles stacked tall as the spires
Drizzled with syrup from elder-tree fires
Grand finale: a cake made of moon
Forty-seven layers and a frosting typhoon!

[Verse 4 ]
He pecked out the eyes of Lord Ruin’s wraith
Ruined his visage — then washed his own plate!
I shattered the chains of a thousand-year curse
He moonwalked on corpses — yeah, things got worse!
Goblins brought axes, we brought the buffet
Pumpkin grenades raining hell on the fray!
No farmer, no oven, no stuffing, no knife
Nugget’s immortal — bow down to his life!

[Chorus]
GOBBLE! GOBBLE! — Pilgrim hat spins!
GOBBLE! GOBBLE! — Let the feast begin!
[Verse 5]
Some birds run and hide when November comes near…
But you stand on the battlefield dripping with cheer…
I swore on the moons, on the stars, and my soul
No one lays a finger on my pilgrim-hat troll!

[Instrumental Bridge]

[Final Chorus]
Raise your wings to the blood-moon sky!
Nugget, my brother, we’re never gonna die!
Thanksgiving in Etheria — we FEAST on the slain!
Roast hydra with gravy that screams in sweet pain!
GOBBLE ETERNAL — the table’s on fire!
Nugget and Moon — our legend never expires!
THIS IS OUR TABLE — THIS IS OUR WAR-CRY!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING — KISS THE SKY GOODBYE!!

[Outro]
Gobble… gobble… The turkey… reigns…
Gobble… gobble… Forever… unchained…

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:violin: The Pirate’s Prelude: The Sorceress’ Refrain :flute:

The bad girls of Puzzle Quest with a wicked tune! :musical_notes::pirate_flag: Mutiny, the infamous pirate captain, and Xione, the mysterious dark elf, team up for a hauntingly beautiful instrumental duet. Mutiny’s soulful violin melodies intertwine with Xione’s enchanting flute refrains, creating a captivating pirate’s prelude that will transport you to a world of swashbuckling adventure and dark fantasy. :ocean::crystal_ball: So sit back, relax, and let the bad girls of Puzzle Quest 3, serenade you with their wicked tune! :smiling_face_with_horns::musical_notes: