PQ3 Greatest Hits

:test_tube: In Sickness and In Health :heart:

For the Wedding Crasher who knows that true love is a zero-sum game. A groovy little number about staying healthy while your better half turns green.

[Verse 1]
You walked in with a mischievous grin
I didn’t know the trouble I was in
You’re like a potion in a fancy glass
I’m falling over while the minutes pass!

[Pre-Chorus]
(Ooh-ooh) It’s a funny kind of sting, a little bit of crime
We’re trading places one turn at a time!

[Chorus]
In sickness and in health, girl, you’re the one
I’m giving you the poison just for fun!
But while you’re shaking, I’m feeling brand new
I’m catching a Regen while I’m looking at you!
Yeah, I’m feeling better while I’m bringing you down!

[Verse 2]
The rumors are flying, they say we’re “Rare”
But I don’t see anyone else anywhere!
The point-seven-five is the magic of the math
We’re walking down a purple-colored path!

[Bridge]
One turn… three turns… seven turns more!
We’re dancing 'til we’re dizzy on the kitchen floor!
The poison is set! The healing is mine!

[Refrain]
Yeah, you’re looking so pale!
(Sickness and health!)
Our love is a jail!

[Chorus]
In sickness and in health, girl, you’re the one
I’m giving you the poison just for fun!
But while you’re shaking, I’m feeling brand new
I’m catching a Regen while I’m looking at you!
Yeah, I’m feeling better while I’m bringing you down!

[Middle Eight]
Seven turns of you…
Yeah, I’m feeling better while I’m bringing you down!
(Seven turns of you…)
(Sickness and health!)
Seven turns of me…
(Regen and misery)
I’m feeling better already.

[Pre-Chorus]
(Ooh-ooh) It’s a bittersweet taste, a beautiful crime
We’re hurting each other one turn at a time!

[Chorus]
In sickness and in health, girl, you’re the one
I’m giving you the poison just for fun!
But while you’re shaking, I’m feeling brand new
I’m catching a Regen while I’m looking at you!
Yeah, I’m feeling better while I’m bringing you down!

[Outro]
Seven turns of you…
Yeah, I’m feeling better while I’m bringing you down!
(Seven turns of you…)
(Sickness and health!)

:hammer_and_wrench: It’s Labor Day, Or So They Say :koala::zzz:

While we’re grinding for gear, the Melbourne crew is grinding for the perfect char-grilled snag. The only combos happening today involve sauce and mustard—don’t expect a patch until the “out of mana” haze wears off!


[Verse 1]
The servers are humming, the gems are all set
But the office is empty, a mood you won’t regret
The Aussies have vanished, they’ve called it a night
While the rest of the world is still looking for a fight
No patches are dropping, no bugs getting squashed
The coffee machine is finally getting washed.

[Chorus]
Oh, it’s Labor Day, or so they say
The mana is low but the devs are away
The goblins are resting, the dragons are chill
While Melbourne is grilling with absolute skill
Yeah, it’s Labor Day, or so they say
We’re stuck in the dungeon while they’re out to play.

[Verse 2]
Is it March? Is it October? Depends on the state
But the “Out of Office” is the hero of late
The puzzle boards frozen, the combos are still
While they’re hitting the beach or some sun-covered hill
Don’t ask for a buff or a brand-new event
The workforce is gone, and the energy’s spent.

[Chorus]
Oh, it’s Labor Day, or so they say
The mana is low but the devs are away
The goblins are resting, the dragons are chill
While Melbourne is grilling with absolute skill
Yeah, it’s Labor Day, or so they say
We’re stuck in the dungeon while they’re out to play.

[Outro]
So keep your skulls waiting, hold onto your gear
The Infinite Empire can wait for a beer
It’s Labor Day… or so they say!

:axe: The Bad Juju of Taf :frog:

:skull: In Etheria, death doesn’t always come from a blade. Sometimes, it’s a slow burn, a whisper in the jungle, and a green glow on the board. When the Dragonking Axe swings and the toxins start stacking, you aren’t just fighting a Shaman—you’re fighting the inevitable. Meet the Poison King.

[Verse 1]
In the jungles of Etheria, where the shadows grow deep,
The enemies are restless, but the spirits don’t sleep.
Check the board, see the green? That’s the mana in the air,
Once my man Taf arrives, better say a little prayer.
He doesn’t need a sword, he don’t need a heavy blade,
He just whispers to the venom in the traps that he’s laid.

[CHORUS]
He’s the Poison King, yeah, he’s my man Taf,
Watch the HP drop while he starts to laugh.
Stacking up the Juju, turn the blue gems into skulls,
When the toxin hits the blood, every enemy pulse lulls.
Green gems glowing, power on tap,
You’re caught in the fangs of the Shaman Taf!

[Verse 2]
He casts a Poisonous Toad and the board starts to shift,
Filling up the mana bars, giving gear a little lift.
Inflicting Bad Juju, making every hit sting,
A 20% bonus to the misery he’ll bring.
From Dreamhold Boots to the Savior’s Helm on his head,
By the time the poison’s finished, all the monsters are dead.

[BRIDGE]
Match five, match seven, see the green gems explode,
Taf is walking down a legendary road.
He turns the common loot into relics of gold,
With a spirit-bonded power that’ll never grow old.

[CHORUS]
He’s the Poison King, yeah, he’s my man Taf,
Watch the HP drop while he starts to laugh.
Stacking up the Juju, turn the blue gems into skulls,
When the toxin hits the blood, every enemy pulse lulls.
Green gems glowing, power on tap,
You’re caught in the fangs of the Shaman Taf!

[OUTRO]
The board is cleared.
The loot is upgraded.
Another dungeon conquered…
That’s just how Taf plays it.

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:cheese_wedge: Brie-ing Home the Bacon :bacon:

Love is the rarest drop of all.

(Verse 1)
Northelm’s hungry, he’s been guarding the gate,
Dreaming of a feast and a wedding date.
Brie’s in the kitchen with a sizzling pan,
Cooking up a breakfast for her armored man.
She’s got the salt, she’s got the spice,
But a marriage license would be awfully nice!

(Chorus)
She’s Brie-ing home the bacon and the All-Father’s Tome,
To build a little life in their Troy-side home!
With a 5% chance to make the crackle sound,
The tastiest loot that can ever be found.
Eveline is hungry, so she’s checking the clock,
“No Tome, no breakfast, and no ceremony talk!”

(Verse 2)
Northelm’s polishing a plate for the eggs,
While skeletons are rattling their bony legs.
He’s got the shield, she’s got the rind,
The rarest ingredients they can find.
It’s a Season 4.5 kind of love affair,
With the smell of maple in the Citadel air!

(Bridge)
Match three for the sausage, match four for the toast,
Eveline’s the bridesmaid and the wedding host.
If the All-Father blesses the grease in the pan,
She’ll finally marry her favorite man!

(Outro)
Pass the Tome!
Pass the plate!
Northelm and Brie, it’s a breakfast date!
(singing) Homies in love, eating breakfast at the gate!

:shamrock: Dublin My Luck :shamrock:

A rhythmic tribute to that Elven magic that keeps our boards green and our mana full. If you’re feeling “clover-whelmed” by the grind, just remember: it ain’t over until it’s clover! We’re not just chasing the 60% promise; we’re Dublin down on the luck of the Irish. Whether you’re a Shaman or just a fan of “sham-rocking” the leaderboard, this anthem is for every hero who knows that in Etheria, it’s always better to be lucky than good. Leaf your worries behind and let’s get this green-lit!

[Prelude]
Hey
Hey
Hey

[Verse 1]
Walking
Down the dry roads
From Cork to Dublin
Looking for a spark to turn it
They told me tales of Elven gold
The kind of ring that changes everything
I do not need silver
Or a well
I just want the leaf
The shimmer
The secret

[Chorus]
Oh let the Lucky Clover Rings start spinning in the light
We are turning all the shadows into emeralds tonight
Give me one leaf for the courage
Two to find my way
And a field of four-leaf clovers just to win the blooming day
Hey
It is the luck of the green
Hey
Best thing I have ever seen

[Post-Chorus]
La la la
Green and gold
La la la
Luck is bold

[Verse 2]
Betting
Folks choose fire
I build my fortune
On a different wire
When the battle starts and odds look slim
I look down and see that golden rim
Forest color
Spark
Inside
One little charm to keep me steady

[Chorus]
Oh let the Lucky Clover Rings start spinning in the light
We are turning all the shadows into emeralds tonight
Give me one leaf for the courage
Two to find my way
And a field of four-leaf clovers just to win the blooming day
Hey
It is the luck of the green
Hey
Best thing I have ever seen

[Post-Chorus]
La la la
Green and gold
La la la
Luck is bold

[Bridge]
They say luck is fickle
They say luck is blind
I leave the doubt behind
I leave the fear behind
I leave the dark behind
Sixty percent promise
Green gem guarantee
Magic of the island
Rising up in me

[Chorus]
Oh let the Lucky Clover Rings start spinning in the light
We are turning all the shadows into emeralds tonight
Give me one leaf for the courage
Two to find my way
And a field of four-leaf clovers just to win the blooming day
Hey
It is the luck of the green
Hey
Best thing I have ever seen

[Outro]
Yeah it is clover
It is clover
No it is never over
Not over
Just a hero and a ring
Let the whole world sing
Let the whole world sing
The luck of the green

:hourglass_not_done: Loading Assets :money_bag: (The Back-End Grind) :peach:

People sometimes say the booty in Puzzle Quest 3 stinks, but I think they’re just being cheeky! Here’s a tribute to the loading times and that junk in the trunk for everyone who appreciates the back-end grind. Sit back, let the assets render, and enjoy the ride—because victory is always behind us!

Verse 1
I’m staring at the progress bar, it’s hanging in the air
While it’s loading up the assets, I’m just prepping for the flare
I’ve got a hunger for the spoils that are waiting at the end
The kind of rounded treasure that a hero would defend
My bandwidth’s really straining, yeah, it’s pushing through the gate
I’m ready for the bottom of the loot pile, I can’t wait!

Chorus
Oh, I’m waiting for the download, let the circle spin and roll
I’m looking for a booty that will satisfy my soul
I’m staring at the hindsight of a legendary quest
Until I get my hands upon a firm and golden chest
I’ll be grinding in the back-end till the morning light appears
Searching for the junk I haven’t seen in many years.

Verse 2
The assets are unpacking, yeah, they’re filling up the space
I’m looking for a rear-ward view of every dungeon place
I’ll crack open the mystery with a subtle, steady hand
To find the greatest cheeks—of gold—across the loading land
It’s a massive undertaking, yeah, I’m feeling the design
I’m gonna make that plump reward and all its glory mine.

Bridge
Don’t tell me 'bout the buffer, no, it’s time to shake the hoard
I’m looking for a behind-the-scenes reflection on the board
With a full-bodied approach, I’m gonna maximize the gain
Find the seat of power through the digital domain.

Chorus
Oh, I’m waiting for the download, let the circle spin and roll
I’m looking for a booty that will satisfy my soul
I’m staring at the hindsight of a legendary quest
Until I get my hands upon a firm and golden chest
I’ll be grinding in the back-end till the morning light appears
Searching for the junk I haven’t seen in many years.

Outro
Yeah, the assets are fully rendered now.
I’m coming for the tail-end of that prize.
That’s one heavy load… of loot.
Victory is behind us!

:dragon: Lost in the Haize :snake: (Green Dragon Anthem)

Oh, hide your silver, hold your breath, a cunning tail brings a quiet death. I show your greed but have no eyes. I capture light but tell no lies. Green, green scales in a murky dream. Nothing is ever as it might seem…

Verse 1
In the deepest shade where the willow weeps
Where the sun is emerald and the shadow sleeps
There lies a watcher with eyes of gold
With a slithering wisdom that’s never told
He is not the red who brings the flame
Nor the white that kills with a frozen aim
But a shimmering whisper, a clever daze
They call him Haize, yeah, they call him Haize.

Chorus
Oh, hide your silver, hold your breath
A cunning tail brings a quiet death
He doesn’t need to fight, he simply plays
A wicked game in a toxic haze
Green, green scales in a murky dream
Nothing is ever as it might seem
When the breeze turns sour and the sunlight fades
You’ve met the trickster, you’ve met Haize.

Verse 2
He speaks in riddles and a smoky hiss
He steals your doubt and he sells you bliss
A silver coin for a moment’s greed
Then he plants the weed of a poisonous deed
He watches travelers take the wrong turn
And laughs in the shadows while the forests burn
Manipulating fools into a golden daze
The sly green master, that is Haize.

Chorus
Oh, hide your silver, hold your breath
A cunning tail brings a quiet death
He doesn’t need to fight, he simply plays
A wicked game in a toxic haze
Green, green scales in a murky dream
Nothing is ever as it might seem
When the breeze turns sour and the sunlight fades
You’ve met the trickster, you’ve met Haize.

Bridge
He is the mist upon the bog
He is the serpent in the fog
The clever trap that you cannot see
A master of deception, wild and free.

Chorus
Oh, hide your silver, hold your breath
A cunning tail brings a quiet death
He doesn’t need to fight, he simply plays
A wicked game in a toxic haze
Green, green scales in a murky dream
Nothing is ever as it might seem
When the breeze turns sour and the sunlight fades
You’ve met the trickster, you’ve met Haize.

Outro
Emerald smoke…
Don’t breathe it in…
Sly old Haize…
Where to begin…

:scroll: OFFICIAL MEMORANDUM FROM THE DESK OF GEMKA

RE: The Compensation Celebration (Song)
CC: The Society of Entrepreneurial Goblins (SEG)

The following lyrical presentation has been pre-approved by the SEG (Society of Entrepreneurial Goblins). Any perceived “ribbing,” “poking,” or “prodding” of the developer team is purely for entertainment and/or profit-generating purposes. The SEG hereby declares that Gemka is not responsible for any emotional damage, server hiccups, or accidental gem-spending caused by humming this tune. (No refunds. No returns. Go buy a Relic.)

:coin: GEMKA’S COMPENSATION CELEBRATION :gem_stone:

“I’ve heard the whispers from the old country—something about a ‘messy situation’ and a lot of very grumpy imps. Well, over here in the Emporium, we turn those frowns into gold crowns! If it’s broken, it’s a bonus! (No refunds, no returns, no questions for the devs.)” — Gemka


[Verse 1]
Step right up to the counter, don’t mind the green skin,
Gemka’s got treasures, let the shopping begin!
I’ve got runes, I’ve got relics, and shiny new gear,
But there’s a specific request that is all that I hear.
The heroes walk in with a pout and a sigh,
Not looking for swords or a scroll they can buy.
They lean o’er the counter, and what do they say?
“Is there a Compensation Obligation today?”

[Chorus]
Oh, the devs are in hiding, they’re checking the logs,
While the players are howling like hungry war-dogs!
“We’ve clicked on a bug! We’ve lost three whole gems!
We demand a delivery from one of the ‘Thems’!”
From the Vaults of Dhun Kor to the Gems of War shore,
“We want freebies!” they cry, and then ask for some more!

[Verse 2]
Now, I heard in the tavern, across the Great Sea,
That things got a bit… messy… for the Gems family.
A “situation” so ugly, it scared off the imps,
Leaving players to survive on just tiny loot-glimpses.
So now PQ3 is on high, high alert,
If a server just hiccups, we’re braced for the hurt!
One frame rate stutter? One lobby delay?
And the “Obligation” is coming your way!

[Chorus]
Oh, the devs are in hiding, they’re checking the logs,
While the players are howling like hungry war-dogs!
“We’ve clicked on a bug! We’ve lost three whole gems!
We demand a delivery from one of the ‘Thems’!”
From the Vaults of Dhun Kor to the Gems of War shore,
“We want freebies!” they cry, and then ask for some more!

[Verse 3]
Gemka knows value, and Gemka knows price,
But giving out Diamonds for free isn’t nice!
Unless… you’re the devs, and you’re feeling the heat,
Then a little “We’re Sorry” makes life twice as sweet.
Just a sprinkle of Gold, maybe some Keys for the chest?
And we’ll promise to give all your coding a rest!

[Outro]
So keep up the patches, and keep up the grind,
But keep that Compensation tucked right in your mind.
If the screen goes to black, don’t you worry or fret,
Gemka’s “Obligation” is the safest of bets!

:scroll: THE END OF THE STORY (BUT THE START OF THE GRIND) :fire:

Listen up, Heroes, Artisans, and Gem-Crushers! The “Main Story” might have reached its final page, but since when do we play Puzzle Quest just to read? We’re here to grind, to forge, and to crush every board until the mana overflows!

To the Devs: You’ve given us the world of Etheria—don’t let the campfire go out just because the book is closed! If the story is over, give us the Infinite Tower. If the Seasons are gone, give us Legacy Ascension. If the Crowns are sitting idle, give us a reason to spend them on the greatest gear this realm has ever seen. We’re not ready to log off; we’re ready to level up!

To the Players: They say the game is in “Maintenance,” but we’re the ones who maintain the Leaderboards! Don’t let your Mythics collect dust. Join the Kingdoms, share the builds, and let’s show them that a community that slays together, stays together. The story is a memory, but the Grind is Eternal. See you on the board! WE HAVE NOT BEGUN TO GRIND!


Verse 1
Sirrian dropped the scroll tonight, the ink is barely dry,
The Wedding Crasher’s over, and we’re waving story-bye.
The main quest hit the ceiling, and the Seasons hit a wall,
But Etheria’s too crowded for a “Maintenance Mode” fall.
We’ve got pockets full of Crowns with nowhere left to spend,
But pull up a chair, traveler—this doesn’t have to be The End.

Chorus
Oh, it’s The End of the story, but the start of the grind,
Leave the “Sunset” and the “Maintenance” labels behind!
Flip the script, change the gear, let the players take the wheel,
We can forge a new Etheria with a community deal!

Verse 2
Why not take those old Archives and Ascend the difficulty?
Give the whales a Tier XII fight for all the world to see!
Sell a “Prestige Pass” for seasons that we’ve already cleared,
With Guaranteed Tier IV Relics—the kind that’s always feared.
If we can’t have new chapters, give us Infinite Towers,
Where the loot scales up forever with our hero’s rising powers!

Verse 3
Open up the Vault of Skins, let the Minions roam free,
Turn the “Exclusives” into Legacy Mastery.
Let the Kingdoms run the Tourneys, give us custom lobby tools,
We’ll make our own legends while we’re breaking all the rules!
Mix the Marvel tech with Gems, bring the “Ascension” to the forge,
Let us melt our useless Rares until the Mythic gates disgorge!

Chorus
Oh, it’s The End of the story, but the start of the grind,
Leave the “Sunset” and the “Maintenance” labels behind!
Flip the script, change the gear, let the players take the wheel,
We can forge a new Etheria with a community deal!

Bridge
Jeto’s listening in the shadows, Sirrian’s busy at the top,
But a heart that’s made of Match-3 doesn’t ever have to stop.
If the content’s “culminated,” let the Sandbox now begin,
'Cause the real game starts the moment that the hero’s cashed it in!

Outro
So don’t delete the app just yet, don’t let the campfire die,
There’s a million ways to save a game beneath an empty sky.
Just a few more Quality of Life tweaks and a rotating loop,
And we’ll keep the fire burning for the whole damn Puzzle troop!
Yeah, it’s The End…
(Or maybe just a New Game Plus?)

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:sparkles: Etheria Assemble: Fate of Two Boards :crossed_swords:

It started with a portal, a pair of magical roller skates, and Gemka accidentally " permanently borrowing" the Tesseract. Now the Avengers are knocking on the Emporium door. What happens when Etheria’s finest take on Earth’s Mightiest? Cap’s got a shield, Tony’s got a suit, and Strange has the Eye… but none of them have a 10-hit skull combo. It’s the crossover nobody asked for but everyone needs. Buckle up, because the board is set, the mana is maxed, and the shit just got pixelated!
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(Verse 1: Toragon vs. Captain America)**
The First Avenger throws his shield, a vibranium blur,
But Toragon just laughs, a draconic purr.
Cap shouts “I can do this all day!” with his Brooklyn pride,
While Toragon builds Red Mana for a fiery ride.
The Star-Spangled Man meets a Primal smash,
His shield hits the floor with a metallic crash.
The soldier is brave, but he’s out of his league,
When a dragon-kin’s fury ends the Captain’s fatigue!

(Verse 2: Darkhunter vs. Hawkeye)
Clint pulls an arrow, a high-tech trick,
But the Darkhunter’s reflexes are twice as quick.
Hawkeye aims for the eye from a distant perch,
While the Hunter leaves Marvel’s archer in the lurch.
Through Shadow and mist, a stealthy advance,
The circus-born hero doesn’t stand a chance.
One Critical Hit, a shot through the dark,
The Hunter’s the one who truly hits the mark!

(Chorus)
It’s a clash of the titans, a Multiverse mess,
But the Puzzle Quest legends are playing 3D chess!
From the Broken Council to the Shield of the brave,
It’s the Gems of Etheria that the heroes crave!

(Verse 3: Gemka vs. Iron Man)
Tony flies in, repulsors at the ready,
But Gemka’s got roller skates, keeping her steady!
She’s gliding through the Wondrous Emporium aisles,
Beating Stark’s tech with her magical styles.
He’s got “Jarvis” and “Friday” and a suit made of gold,
She’s got ancient artifacts and wonders untold.
A Health Potion chug and a blast from a wand,
Iron Man’s circuitry is “File Not Found!”

(Verse 4: Eveline vs. Doctor Strange)
The Sorcerer Supreme opens a gateway of fire,
But Eveline’s Pyromancy raises the temperature higher!
Strange weaves the Eldritch, the Eye on his chest,
But the Archmage of embers puts his spirits to rest.
He’s Master of Mystic, she’s Queen of the Flame,
Setting the board on fire, winning the game!
The Cloak of Levitation is scorched in the bin,
As the crowd starts chanting: “Eveline for the Win!”

(Outro)
The Avengers are down, their powers are spent,
They realized too late what “Match-3” really meant.
No “Endgame” today, no heroic decree,
The victory belongs to Puzzle Quest 3!
___________________________________________________________________________________________________

(Post-Credit Scene 1)

Toragon: “Nice work, team. But the Multiverse is big… and I’m still hungry for more gems.”
Darkhunter: “The archers here were easy. I heard there’s a place where the kingdoms actually fight back.”
Gemka: (Sound of roller skates whirring) “Pack your bags, everyone! I just got a shipment of Maps to Krystara!”
Eveline: “Wait, you mean the place with the infinite troops and the four-of-a-kind combos?”
Toragon: “Exactly. Avengers? That was just the tutorial. Next stop… Gems of War!”
Toragon: (Pauses, looking around) “Wait… hey, wasn’t Gong with us? Anyone seen him?”
Gemka: (Giggling) “Oh, him? Last I saw, he was squaring off with that big green guy. I’m sure he’s fine!”

(POST CREDIT SCENE 2)

:beer_mug: Post-Credits 2: The Pink Ogre & The Green Giant :poultry_leg:

(Verse 1)
The Hulk is screaming, “HULK SMASH!” in a rage,
But Gong just chuckles, stepping onto the stage.
A fat, grinning Ogre in a pink beret,
With a feather that’s waving in the heat of the fray!
His pink vest is tight, those white poofy shoulders,
He’s taking Hulk’s punches like they’re nothing but boulders.
Hulk swings a fist with a gamma-green thud,
But Gong’s belly-flop sends him straight to the mud!

(Verse 2)
Gong brushes his vest, a flamboyant display,
“Why smash,” he asks, “when we can eat all the day?”
The Ogre’s got Noodles, the Ogre’s got Ale,
The Hulk’s anger drops, beginning to fail.
The Jade Giant sits, his hunger is deep,
While Gong’s pink-clad fashion makes the onlookers peep.
The two titans binge eat till they fall asleep.

:high_voltage: The Short Circuit (Dawn Circuit Tips) :high_voltage:

Forget the grind and embrace the speed—because in the Dawn Circuit, a long path is just a 100-gem mistake waiting to happen.

Verse 1
Got my gems ready, eight energy for the run
Time to farm the Dawn Circuit, it’s time for some fun
Skip the south path, don’t take the bait
Keep it north, keep it quick, keep the path straight.

Chorus
Quality over quantity, is not the rule here
Lower the difficulty, to stay safe from fear
For those follower crystals, you got to be smart
Keep your gems safe, don’t let them depart!

Verse 2
Persistent health means you can’t make a mistake
If you die on the field, 100 gems it will take
Watch out for the Cockatrice, yellow breaks its shell
And the Fallen Draconus will make your life a living hell!

Chorus
Quality over quantity, is not the rule here
Lower the difficulty, to stay safe from fear
For those follower crystals, you got to be smart
Keep your gems safe, don’t let them depart!

Bridge
She reflects magical damage, and gives you terror too
Use a physical build, that’s the safe thing to do
Check your loadout, leave the magical weapon at home
Or you’ll be buying revives, all on your own!

Chorus
Quality over quantity, is not the rule here
Lower the difficulty, to stay safe from fear
For those follower crystals, you got to be smart
Keep your gems safe, don’t let them depart!

Outro
She reflects magical damage, and gives you terror too
Use a physical build, that’s the safe thing to do
Check your loadout, leave the magical weapon at home
Or you’ll be buying revives, all on your own!